Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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