This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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