I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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