I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
