Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
