That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.