the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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