Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.