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• (607): View more from New York

  I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.

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• (716): View more from New York

  kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.

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