This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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