I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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