apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Are my feet made of real feet?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Randomize