o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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