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(502): View more from Kentucky

i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...

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(972): View more from Texas

Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.

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(513): View more from Ohio

i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home

(419): View more from Ohio

move.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old

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(443): View more from Maryland

she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.

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