So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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