Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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