I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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