i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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