Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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