So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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