Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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