Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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