Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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