We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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