are you still at the devil's house?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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