Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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