I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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