Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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