good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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