Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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