woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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