no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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