dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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