Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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