Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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