operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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