What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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