Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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