Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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