grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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