Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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