Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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