so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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