so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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