My brain says no but my pants say off.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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