awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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