I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm always down for nudity.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
