She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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