Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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