why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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