Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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