Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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