Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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