okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
time to smoke my breakfast
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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