I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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