Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
