Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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