btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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