I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
